WELCOME TO THE WELL HUNG CLUB.

Because some things are better left undisturbed.

Handmade wooden door signs for readers who take their private reading time seriously. Choose your favourite phrase, colour and finishing touches.

Exclusively available at Literary Filth.

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Do Not Disturb Bookish Door Sign – Innocently Suspicious Collection
£9.99

A little peace, quiet, and absolutely no questions about what you're reading. 📖

Whether you're curled up with a good book, lost somewhere between the pages, or suspiciously busy with something fictional, this cheeky wooden door sign lets everyone know you're otherwise occupied.

Part of The Well Hung Club by Literary Filth, each sign is painted and laser engraved to reveal the natural wood beneath, creating a lovely contrast against your chosen colour.

Choose your wording:

  • I'm busy with something fictional.

  • I'm curled up with a good book.

  • I'm somewhere between the pages.

Make it yours:

  • Five colours: Black, White, Pink, Purple or Green

  • Seven decorative symbols to choose from

  • Hanging cord or no-hole mounting option

Product details:

  • Approximately 20 × 9.5 cm

  • 3 mm painted basswood

  • Laser-engraved design

  • Handmade to order

  • Hanging cord (in matching colour) or adhesive mounting strips included, depending on your selection

Perfect for bedroom doors, reading nooks, home libraries, or as a cheeky little gift for your favourite bookworm.

Please note: Each sign is made from natural wood, so slight variations in grain and engraved finish are part of its character. For adhesive mounting, follow the supplied strip manufacturer's surface and removal instructions.

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Do Not Disturb Bookish Door Sign – The Cheeky Collection
£9.99

A little privacy, please. Some of us have very important fictional business to attend to. 😏📖

Whether your fictional man has your full attention, you're enjoying a suspiciously satisfying plot, or fictional characters are keeping you thoroughly entertained, this cheeky Do Not Disturb sign makes your priorities perfectly clear.

Part of The Well Hung Club by Literary Filth, each wooden sign is hand-painted and laser engraved to reveal the natural wood beneath.

Choose your wording:

  • My fictional man has my full attention.

  • I'm busy with a very satisfying plot.

  • I'm being thoroughly entertained by fictional characters.

Make it yours:

  • Five colours: Black, White, Pink, Purple or Green

  • Six decorative symbols to choose from

  • Hanging cord or no-hole adhesive mounting

Product details:

  • Approximately 20 × 9.5 cm

  • 3 mm painted basswood

  • Laser-engraved design

  • Handmade to order

  • Hanging cord (matching cord colours) or adhesive mounting strips included, depending on your selection

Perfect for bedroom doors, reading nooks, home libraries and anyone whose fictional relationships deserve a little uninterrupted attention.

Please note: Natural wood grain and engraved finishes may vary slightly. For adhesive mounting, follow the supplied strip manufacturer's surface and removal instructions.

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Do Not Disturb Bookish Door Sign – The Filthy Collection
£9.99

Some chapters are best enjoyed behind closed doors. 🌶️📖

Whether you're reading something decidedly inappropriate, getting to the spicy bits, or simply don't want anyone asking what happens on the next page, this filthy little Do Not Disturb sign makes your intentions perfectly clear.

Part of The Well Hung Club by Literary Filth, each wooden sign is hand-painted and laser engraved to reveal the natural wood beneath.

Choose your wording:

  • Definitely not reading anything innocent.

  • I'm reading... and it's probably filthy.

  • Things are getting spicy.

Make it yours:

  • Five colours: Black, White, Pink, Purple or Green

  • Seven decorative symbols to choose from

  • Hanging cord or no-hole adhesive mounting

Product details:

  • Approximately 20 × 9.5 cm

  • 3 mm painted basswood

  • Laser-engraved design

  • Handmade to order

  • Hanging cord (matching cord colours) or adhesive mounting strips included, depending on your selection

Perfect for bedroom doors, reading nooks, home libraries and readers whose bookshelves contain a few questionable activities.

Please note: Natural wood grain and engraved finishes may vary slightly. For adhesive mounting, follow the supplied strip manufacturer's surface and removal instructions.