GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 📚⚖️
The accused has been charged with aggravated book hoarding, repeated offences against bedtime and wilful neglect of responsibilities in favour of fictional people.
Sound familiar?
Give your favourite bookworm the criminal record they've thoroughly earned!
Each personalised Literary Criminal Record is presented as an official case file from the Department of Literary Offences, complete with ridiculous charges, questionable sentencing and the reluctant approval of Judge Paige Turner.
Your case file includes:
One personalised, A5-style Criminal Record printed on quality cardstock
A handmade cream case-file folder with distressed archival labels and ink stamps
A black paperclip securing the evidence
Official filing by the notoriously overworked Brenda Filing
Personalisation
Enter the offender's name and, optionally, their known criminal alias. Or input “Random” and our Records Office will assign one.
Perfect for book lovers, book besties, birthdays and anyone whose TBR has become a matter of public concern.
Please double-check spelling before submitting your evidence. All charges, verdicts and sentences are pre-determined by the court.
Please note: This is a novelty gift, not a genuine legal document. Each folder is individually finished, so stamp impressions and positioning may vary slightly.
Literary Filth — Upholding Standards. Lowering Morals.
GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 📚⚖️
The accused has been charged with aggravated book hoarding, repeated offences against bedtime and wilful neglect of responsibilities in favour of fictional people.
Sound familiar?
Give your favourite bookworm the criminal record they've thoroughly earned!
Each personalised Literary Criminal Record is presented as an official case file from the Department of Literary Offences, complete with ridiculous charges, questionable sentencing and the reluctant approval of Judge Paige Turner.
Your case file includes:
One personalised, A5-style Criminal Record printed on quality cardstock
A handmade cream case-file folder with distressed archival labels and ink stamps
A black paperclip securing the evidence
Official filing by the notoriously overworked Brenda Filing
Personalisation
Enter the offender's name and, optionally, their known criminal alias. Or input “Random” and our Records Office will assign one.
Perfect for book lovers, book besties, birthdays and anyone whose TBR has become a matter of public concern.
Please double-check spelling before submitting your evidence. All charges, verdicts and sentences are pre-determined by the court.
Please note: This is a novelty gift, not a genuine legal document. Each folder is individually finished, so stamp impressions and positioning may vary slightly.
Literary Filth — Upholding Standards. Lowering Morals.
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