Literary Criminal Record – Personalised Smut Reader Gift | Filthy Edition
WARNING: THE EVIDENCE IS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY. 🔥⚖️
The defendant stands accused of possessing obscene literary material, aggravated public smut consumption and repeatedly describing highly questionable books as “a lovely little romance”.
Proceedings were adjourned after Judge Paige Turner reached Chapter 2.
This personalised Literary Criminal Record is the ultimate novelty gift for the unapologetic smut reader whose bookshelf would probably warrant a police investigation.
Your case file includes:
One personalised, A5-style Criminal Record printed on quality cardstock
A handmade cream case-file folder with distressed archival labels and ink stamps
A black paperclip securing the incriminating evidence
Official documentation processed by the long-suffering Brenda Filing
Personalisation
Supply the offender's name and, if desired, their criminal alias. Or you can select “Random” and one will be assigned based on their questionable literary history.
Perfect for smut-loving book besties, birthdays and readers whose favourite books come with an alarming number of chilli peppers.
Please double-check spelling before submitting your evidence. All charges, verdicts and sentences are pre-determined by the court.
Please note: Contains adult humour and strong language. This is a novelty gift, not a genuine legal document. Ink stamps and distressed details may vary between folders.
Literary Filth — Upholding Standards. Lowering Morals.
Literary Criminal Record – Personalised Smut Reader Gift | Filthy Edition
WARNING: THE EVIDENCE IS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY. 🔥⚖️
The defendant stands accused of possessing obscene literary material, aggravated public smut consumption and repeatedly describing highly questionable books as “a lovely little romance”.
Proceedings were adjourned after Judge Paige Turner reached Chapter 2.
This personalised Literary Criminal Record is the ultimate novelty gift for the unapologetic smut reader whose bookshelf would probably warrant a police investigation.
Your case file includes:
One personalised, A5-style Criminal Record printed on quality cardstock
A handmade cream case-file folder with distressed archival labels and ink stamps
A black paperclip securing the incriminating evidence
Official documentation processed by the long-suffering Brenda Filing
Personalisation
Supply the offender's name and, if desired, their criminal alias. Or you can select “Random” and one will be assigned based on their questionable literary history.
Perfect for smut-loving book besties, birthdays and readers whose favourite books come with an alarming number of chilli peppers.
Please double-check spelling before submitting your evidence. All charges, verdicts and sentences are pre-determined by the court.
Please note: Contains adult humour and strong language. This is a novelty gift, not a genuine legal document. Ink stamps and distressed details may vary between folders.
Literary Filth — Upholding Standards. Lowering Morals.
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