Congratulations. Your questionable attachment to fictional men has officially been recognised.
Welcome to the Department of Fictional Men, where unrealistic standards are encouraged, emotional attachments are inevitable, and real men need not apply.
Your official Literary Filth Staff Induction Kit contains everything you need to proudly display your departmental allegiance.
1 × Double-sided keyring (50mm) — Featuring your official Department of Fictional Men identification on one side and Real Men Need Not Apply on the reverse.
1 × Button badge (32mm) — Proudly declaring your status as a Fictional Men Addict.
1 × Professionally Obsessed sticker — Official certification of your devotion to fictional men.
1 × Unrealistic Standards sticker — A formal warning regarding the consequences of excessive fictional male exposure.
All presented on a Literary Filth branded backing card, ready for gifting or immediate departmental deployment.
Please note: Appointment to the Department of Fictional Men does not include access to actual fictional men. The Ministry apologises for this administrative inconvenience.
Literary Filth — Upholding Standards. Lowering Morals.
Congratulations. Your questionable attachment to fictional men has officially been recognised.
Welcome to the Department of Fictional Men, where unrealistic standards are encouraged, emotional attachments are inevitable, and real men need not apply.
Your official Literary Filth Staff Induction Kit contains everything you need to proudly display your departmental allegiance.
1 × Double-sided keyring (50mm) — Featuring your official Department of Fictional Men identification on one side and Real Men Need Not Apply on the reverse.
1 × Button badge (32mm) — Proudly declaring your status as a Fictional Men Addict.
1 × Professionally Obsessed sticker — Official certification of your devotion to fictional men.
1 × Unrealistic Standards sticker — A formal warning regarding the consequences of excessive fictional male exposure.
All presented on a Literary Filth branded backing card, ready for gifting or immediate departmental deployment.
Please note: Appointment to the Department of Fictional Men does not include access to actual fictional men. The Ministry apologises for this administrative inconvenience.
Literary Filth — Upholding Standards. Lowering Morals.
